{"product_id":"original-when-life-gives-you-cucumbers-go-fuck-yourself","title":"Original When Life Gives You Cucumbers Go Fuck Yourself Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildan® fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eThrow It On \u0026amp; Go\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainably Sourced\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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