{"product_id":"jeff-fucking-successful-bezos-shirt","title":"Jeff Fucking Successful Bezos Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eNo Cheap Print Here\u003c\/strong\u003e – We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG – ink in the fabric, color that lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eAll-Day Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 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