{"product_id":"bitch-please-your-birth-certificate-is-an-apology-letter-from-the-condom-factory-minion-shirt","title":"Bitch please your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Minion shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eUnique Graphic Wear – DTG Printed on Gildan® Blanks\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your style and we handle the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Proof Color\u003c\/strong\u003e – Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for Real Life\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eWear It With Pride\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt (5.3 oz) \u0026amp; Long Sleeve (6 oz):\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 cotton\/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly for a heathered look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eColor \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? 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